Who do I vote for?
The more I listen to our beloved politicians, the more convinced I am that I have to chose between the Black Plague, cholera, cancer, tuberculosis and several unpleasant sexually transmitted diseases.
Before, unless my memory is playing tricks on me, it was possible for a trained ear to determine which causes were important to any given political party by listening to their pre-election yapping. But as of lately, all they have to present are some vague, meaningless, horoscope-like twists and turns that desperately try to appeal to as many voters as possible without alienating anyone.
Luckily, there is one topic left that the numskulls dare have an opinion on; the so-called predator debate. As one representative for Senterpartiet put it, “We have to shoot all the wolves to preserve the biological diversity in our woods.” Honestly, how bright can one get without hurting oneself?! And these are the kind of people we have to choose between.
I wish they could introduce negative votes. Then I would at least know that I tried to prevent one specific group of morons from having any influence instead of actually helping someone.
If any politicians are reading this, and think that that was a good idea, you’ve got my vote!