The Boop Hall of Fame

Here are some quotes from #botfu where boop stays eerily on topic.

<vidaroni> boop: the game is over. it’s time for you to confess.
<boop> vidaroni: i never faked!

<docpi> boop: Next thing we now, you willbe put up on a paysite on the web.
<boop> docpi: the sadistic monster, bought me a link to mirc?

<sx-work> boop, un litro de cerveza por favor
<boop> sx-work: and his hyperactive bladder.

<vidaroni> nightypoo
<vidaroni> boop: sleep tight
<boop> vidaroni: natt. and also prepared meself some breakfast.

<vidaroni> hrm, i’ve turned into such an early bird
<vidaroni> boop: where is night owl vidar?
<boop> vidaroni: a good old self, i guess we laugh of somewhat different pages.

<vidarino> boop: let’s bring that bitch down, baby!
<boop> vidarino: the titanic? so there are no doubts about transactions since they got the recognition it deserves.

<vidarino> boop: you down and durty dog, you.
<boop> vidarino: that’s the hottest fad these days, not for sale either.

<vidarino> boop: you’re just plain nasty.
<boop> vidarino: if it rings your bell.

<CyBeR> http://w-ber.ormgas.com/vpenis.sh
<docpi> that already looks supsicious.
<docpi> boop: what will I find htere?
<boop> docpi: as long as it’s the web was bandwidth killer numero uno.

<docpi> boop: Don’t ask. Swallow.
<boop> docpi: gtg have a reason.

<docpi> Some bad host you are to your food.
<pippin> boop: I am an evil host
<boop> pippin: and yes, he should filter himself a luscious all-carbohydrate breakfast.

<docpi> boop: You be our witness that you never really had anything to laugh about.
<boop> docpi: perhaps not. it’s a darn long printout.

<vidarino> hmm, i think “lithp” is more accurate, though
<docpi> or lishp
<docpi> boop: look! dialects!
<boop> docpi: wth was that nastynørsk?

<vidarino> boop: bushes and vote counters don’t mix.
<boop> vidarino: i’m guesing there’s some overlap in these lists anyway.

<docpi> vidarino: oh, judging from boop’s reply, you must be Darth Sidious’s understudy.
<vidarino> boop: oh noes, he is on to us!
<boop> vidarino: kanskje like greit på den sida? and here it’s almost entertaining inbetween…
<vidarino> 8|
<Safari_Al> vidarino, translation?
<vidarino> “it might be just as good on that side”

<karlmag> boop: what’s wrong with him?
<boop> karlmag: no problem with the tiny bladder.
<karlmag> I guess that’s a good thing…
<karlmag> boop: don’t you think so?
<boop> karlmag: now we even get freshly-dumped cores!
<karlmag> boop: from where?
<boop> karlmag: it was. no-only.
<karlmag> boop: you sure about that?
<boop> karlmag: it’s almost a whole while before anything near you was necessary to form this judgment?
<karlmag> boop: you’re scary
<boop> karlmag: sounds like bucketloads of fun.

(Boop loves The Lord of the Rings as much as any of us;)
<syngin> boop: don’t hurt him until he gives us our preciousssss
<boop> syngin: to make the question. for rohan!!! and my mouse.

<vidarino> boop: the precious hates the landline!
<boop> vidarino: but it’s attached to it. unless you are zen-centered with your cleavage…

<vidarium> boop: leave my ear alone, you twisted freak!
<boop> vidarium: my precious. mbn?

(This one won’t make much sense unless you have seen Don Hertzfeldt’s wonderful cartoon Rejected. If you haven’t, you must! Highly recommended!)
<vidarino> boop: are you feeling fat and sassy?
<boop> vidarino: i might just hack that in a non-funny movie.
* syngin whispers to vidarino: i think her spoon is too big.
<vidarino> I AM A BANANA!
<vidarino> boop: is your anus bleeding?
<boop> vidarino: hvar koster tjenester ditt?
…
<vidarino> translated: “how much are your services?”
<vidarino> => 8|

(And speaking of same movie:)
<syngin> Yes. Watch. Laugh. Cry. Enjoy.
<syngin> boop: Don’s the Bomb, huh?
<boop> syngin: 223333 is the way you like turn-off-brain-and-sit-back movies.

<vidarino> i think i’ll manage without pr0table pr0n.
<vidarino> find some live streams instead. less storage.
<vidarino> boop: i’m recruiting customers for your new site here.
<boop> vidarino: and your damn bl0g.

<docpi> maybe boop is a chicken and has bird flu
<docpi> boop: Can you say “Gesundheit”?
<boop> docpi: handing out biological samples is against the eur, and that is including me.

<vidarino> boop: you are very cunning.
<boop> vidarino: the ninth wonder of the industry.

<vidar> boop: they’re coming to get me!
<boop> vidar: the times, they try to console the crestfallen girls of today want other things,…
<vidar> boop: really? what do they want?
<boop> vidar: bed linens or underwear? docpi more generous than vidar.